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  • FBI opening for an assassin

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were
    done,there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
    the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
    in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
    your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
    went into the room.
    All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
    his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wi fe."
    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
    instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
    the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
    screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
    was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
    loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
    chair."



    MORAL:
    Women are crazy!!.... Don't mess with them....
    Deputy Kent Mundell
    Pierce County Sheriff
    Dec 28th.
    Gone but not forgotten...

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    Sent that to my wife while we were engaged. She answered back wanting to know where to apply. Wish I had known she wasn't joking.
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