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  • Photo on the Night Stand

    After a long night of making love,
    The guy notices a photo of another man,
    On the woman's nightstand by the bed.
    He begins to worry.
    'Is this your husband?'
    He nervously asks.

    'No, silly,'
    She replies, snuggling up to him.

    'Your boyfriend, then?'
    He continues.
    'No, not at all,'
    She says, nibbling away at his ear.

    'Is it your dad or your brother?'
    He inquires, hoping to be reassured.

    'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
    She answers.

    'Well, who in the heck is he, then?'
    He demands.

    She whispers in his ear
    'That's me before the surgery.'
    "We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence upon those who would do us harm" - George Orwell

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    LOL
    get listed on us lawyers db

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