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  • eagle79
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    This one reminds me of one very similar. Husband leaves for work. Wife is alone. Around Noon the neighbor, Joe comes over and knocks on the door. Wife opens the door, Joe comes in and stars at wife's neighbor, He offers her 100 dollars to see one of her breasts. She hesitates, but does it anyway. He than offers another 100 dollars to see the other breast, she shows it off. He then offers another 100 dollars to see her take off all her clothes. she does. He offers a total of 500 dollars to just let him touch her breasts. She allows him to do so and he just then turns around and leaves. She puts on her clothes, just in time, her husband is home. He is calling her, honey did Joe, come over anytime today? She hesitates to answer. Why you ask in a low key tone. He owed me 500 dollars and he was bringing me the money this morning. It might not sound too funny, but when it was told to me it was hilarious.

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  • FireCop86
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    HAHA that's a good one.

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  • Kieth M.
    started a topic At a brothel in Winnipeg...

    At a brothel in Winnipeg...

    The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,


    well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early


    fifties.





    'May I help you sir?' she asked.





    'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.





    'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you


    would prefer someone else,' said the madam.





    'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.





    Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she


    Charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five


    Thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After

    an hour, the man calmly left.





    The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to


    See Valerie.





    Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in


    a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price


    Was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to


    Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.





    The following night the man was there yet again.





    Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third


    Consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After

    their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me

    three nights in a row. Where are you from?'





    The man replied, ' Ontario .'





    'Really,' she said. 'I have family in Ontario.'





    ''I know,' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her


    attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."





    'The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.


    1. Death


    2. Taxes


    3. Being screwed by a lawyer

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