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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

    Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

    "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

    So I told her to **** off.
    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
    guy 1: No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?

    guy 2: Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.

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      Ok, You're who she called...

      M-11
      “All men dream...... But not equally..
      Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it is vanity;
      but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
      for they act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible.....”

      TE Lawrence

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