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    Shortest Books ever Written

    My Greatest Presidential Accomplishments
    Written by George W. Bush

    Hunting Safety for Friends
    Written by Dick Cheney

    Reasons other than being a POW people will Vote for Me
    Written by John McCain

    Veterans Bill's I've Voted For!
    Written by John McCain

    Teaching Family Abstinence
    Written by Sarah Palin

    Beirut, Lebanon 1983
    Written by John McCain

    Text messaging Do's and Don'ts
    Written by Kwame Kilpatrick & Christine Beatty

    Honest Politics
    Written by Carl Rowe

    Economics
    Written by Ronald Reagan

    Honoring WWI Veterans
    Written by Herbert Hoover

    Protecting WWI Veterans
    Co-written by MacArthur, Patton and Eisenhower

    Thing's that would make me Vote Republican
    Written by Everyone making 5 Million a year or More!

    and finally

    Greatest Presidential Speech's of George W. Bush
    Author refused to give name!
    The Red, Bold, Italic is my official sarcasm tag.



    "I think many years ago an advanced civilization intervened with us genetically and gave us just enough intelligence to develop dangerous technology but not enough to use it wisely. Then they sat back to watch the fun. Kind of like a human zoo. And you know what? They're getting their money's worth"
    George Carlin

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    Executive Experience
    Barak Obama
    "We're not in this business for the money. We're not in it for the excitement, and moments like this. Duty, honor, country, service, truth, and justice are good. But you can do that from behind a desk. In the end, you carry a gun and shield out into the field for the sole purpose of confronting the bad guys. The enemy. There is no other reason to be on the front lines." ~Nelson Demille

    If your story involves Peanut Butter and an animal - give up now!
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    • #3
      Driver's Safety by Ted Kennedy

      Ethics by William Jefferson Clinton

      Secrets of Making a Great Marriage by Hillary Clinton

      My Presidential and Post-Presidential Accomplishments by Jimmy Carter

      Truth in Documentary Filmmaking by Michael Moore

      I'm More Honest Than Michael Moore by Oliver Stone

      A Brilliant New Energy Policy by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Friends

      A List of People Who Bought My Book by Nancy Pelosi

      STD's I've Managed to Avoid by Madonna

      Managing with Love and Respect by George Steinbrenner

      Loyalty by Brett Favre

      My Ethical Friends by Barack Obama

      America, Why I Love Her by Michelle Obama

      How I Would've Made America Stronger by Albert Gore, Jr.

      My Love for America's Military by Jeanine Garafalo

      Why You Should Take Activist Actors & Musicians Seriously by Barbra Streisand and Martin Sheen

      The Gift of Mental Health by Keith Olbermann

      Smart Campaigning Tactics by Howard Dean

      My Witty Personality by John Kerrey

      Objectivity by the editors of the CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, L.A. & New York Times

      Katie Couric - Journalist by Dan Rather

      Dan Rather - Honesty in Media by Katie Couric

      Hey, I'm just a Comic by Bill Maher

      Skinny, Sane, and Sensible by Rosie O'Donnell

      How Anti-CCW Laws Keep Chicagoans Safer by Richard M Daley, Jr.

      How San Fransisco Resembles America by Gavin Newsome

      I Love L.A.'s Mayor, Don't You? by Antionio Villaraigosa

      Just How Deeply I Thought This Out by Arnold Schwarzennegger

      How We'll Keep America Safe by the DNC

      Air America's Witty, Talented, Hosts by Hellen Keller

      How MTV Helps Today's Youth by Marylin Manson

      Respecting Women, Respecting Ourselves by Tupac, Biggie, Lil' Kim, Kanye West, Fifty-Cent et, al.

      My Contributions to the LAPD by Bernard C. Parks

      Police Work - Not Politics by Leroy Baca, LASD

      Keeping the CIA Working Well by Carter & Clinton

      A Worthy Illegal-Immigration Policy by every freakin' one of the candidates
      Last edited by Kieth M.; 09-10-2008, 06:51 PM. Reason: Thought of more stuff
      "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

      Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

      Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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      • #4
        Keith,

        You owe me a keyboard for one (or more) of your comments......you can probably guess which one.....
        The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

        "Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason"

        "We fight not for glory; nor for wealth; nor honor, but only and alone we fight for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life"

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        • #5
          Nice retort Keith!
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          Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
          And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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          • #6
            Here's some others that beg to be mentioned:

            Yea, I know we took over a country the size of California in a couple of weeks, mucked most of the terrorists out, killed tens of thousands that would do us harm, engaged terror on the streets of Baghdad instead of New York City, allowed the bad guys to come to the sausage grinder instead of us rooting them out, enabled the people to vote and speak freely and live without violent oppression for the first time since 1979, got rid of the despot, but we STILL LOST THE WAR! by The Democrats

            Jane Fonda: American Patriot by John McCain

            My book of cliches for timely use by Barack Obama

            List of Constitutional rights you should never abuse by CodePink

            Personal responsibility By Marion Berry

            Things we have done to help the American People by your Democratic Congress

            A list of people who care what I say by Harry Reid

            Crack is whack! by Whitney Houston

            My definition of oxymoron and hypocisy by any peace protestor/pacifist who fights with police

            A comprehensive list of terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11 by the anti-Bush bunch

            Gimme a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy - I'm in a gotd**n hurry!

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            • #7
              Excellent, Big Trooper!

              Oh yeah, and let's not forget:

              Bill Clinton's Handy Guide for Finding Those Responsible for Terrorist Acts while he was President....by George Tenant and Richard Clarke
              "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

              Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

              Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BigTrooper View Post
                Crack is whack! by Whitney Houston


                I thought this book was authored by Marion Barry

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                • #9
                  How about written by Marion Berry and edited by Whitney Houston?
                  Gimme a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy - I'm in a gotd**n hurry!

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                  • #10
                    Kieth wins. Big Trooper credited with an Assist.

                    BTW, it appears Carl Rowe is an artist; paints landscapes and such. Karl Rove is probably the guy who the original poster meant to dump on. I saw the same spelling by somebody at barackobama.com, but I think they were just blindly posting a quote from some Lefty blog.
                    Imagine my surprise.
                    --
                    Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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