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Henry Ford Meets God


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    When Henry Ford died, St. Peter greeted him at the Pearly Gates. "The car was such a great invention," St Peter told Ford, "that you can hang out in Heaven with whoever you like."

    Ford immediately told St Peter cockily that he wished to meet God Himself.

    So, St. Peter took Ford to the Throne Room & introduced him to God.

    As soon as they met, Ford did not hesitate to ask God, "When you invented women, what were you thinking?"

    "What do you mean?" God inquired.

    "Why, women have major design flaws," Ford told him. "There is too much protrusion, they chatter way too much at high speeds, & their maintenance is too high."

    "In addition," Ford continued, "they constantly need re-painting, they are out of commission at least 5 or 6 days out every month, & their rear ends wobble."

    "Finally," Ford concluded, "the intake is too close to the exhaust, the headlights are too small, & fuel consumption is outrageous."

    God then told Ford to wait while He went over to check out some information on His Celestial Computer. Upon returning, God informed the car maker: "The invention may be flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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