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  • Caught sleeping at your desk?

    Experts agree that these are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

    5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK...

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."
    Last edited by Kieth M.; 08-29-2008, 11:46 PM.
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    Haha thats funny. Wish I would of known these back in the 90's in high school.
    Some people were just dropped on their heads as children more than the rest of us!

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