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  • Chuck and his donkey

    Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
    The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry, son, but I have some bad news: the donkey died.'

    Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

    Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

    The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?’

    Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, ‘You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

    Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

    Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.'

    The farmer asked, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.'

    Chuck now works for the government.
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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