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  • Repeat with care in mixed company!

    One day, a wife came out of the bathroom after giving herself the once over. She asks her husband, "Do you think my breasts are too small?"

    "No", said the husband, "I think they are perfect."

    "Well I think they are too small, and I want to do something about it" said the wife.

    "I am going to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon" said the wife.

    "Try rubbing toilet paper between them, that will make them bigger" said the husband.

    "What?" asked the wife.

    "Try rubbing toilet paper between your boobs if you want to make them bigger, it sure has worked on your butt over the years."

    The husband has not been seen or heard from since...
    Gimme a Diablo sammich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy - I'm in a gotd**n hurry!

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