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    A crusty old Texan, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, that reads:
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    > CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
    > CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
    > HAND JOB: $1,000.00
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    > Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender.
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    > 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
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    > 'I was wondering,' whispers the old Texan, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
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    > 'Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'
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    > The old Texan replies, 'Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'
    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    Monkeybomb - My kids are asking me, "what's so funny, daddy?"

    What do I tell them?
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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