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    Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    • Your last name stays put.
    • The garage is all yours.
    • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    • Chocolate is just another snack.
    • You can be President.
    • You can never be pregnant.
    • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    • The world is your urinal.
    • You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    • Same work, more pay.
    • Wrinkles add character.
    • A wedding dress is $5,000 but a Tux rents for $100.
    • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    • One mood all the time.
    • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    • You know stuff about tanks.
    • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    • You can open all your own jars
    • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    • You almost never have strap problems in public.
    • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    • Everything on your face stays its original color.
    • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades!
    • You only have to shave your face and neck.
    • You can play with toys all your life.
    • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
    • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
    • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

  • #2
    Originally posted by sam I am
    OOoo look girls another keeper!
    lol....doesn't matter....happily married (is that an oximoron?) I'm not trying to impress anybody.....ANYBODY.
    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.


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