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    You may never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old Grandmother and, hopefully, comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    'Oh no, my dear,' replied Granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the bing and out on the bong'

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
    "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

    Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

    Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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    LOL...Good one...
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    • #3
      Now that was some Good Humor
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      Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
      And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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      • #4
        Seriously, I'm not going to be able to look at those church signs that say "come join for our sunday service" the same way ever again ---- sunday serivce has a whole new meaning now & "Good Humor" haha KapsFB!! .... Old people are so cute! & way more wild than I ever knew!....mmmmmmmm....ice cream :09
        Last edited by CoffeeRoll; 08-12-2008, 10:26 PM. Reason: typo

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        • #5
          Gives new meaning to the Frozen Banana


          Or that was a pint of good fun
          I got nothing for now

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          • #6
            Yeah, you caught me! A naughty, naughty boy who needs a good spanking!
            "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

            Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

            Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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            • #7
              hahaha i heard church bells today by my house and immediately thought of this thread. husband thought i was crazy because to him i was laughing for no reason, little did he know, lol
              This is my Glock, there are many like it, but this one is mine

              "Anything is possible to he who dares" A.G. Spalding

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              • #8
                Isn't that from a Hemingway novel.....For Whom the Bell Tolls?
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                Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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